waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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flurent:

WHAT DID HE GET INT THE MAIL

(Source: usedtampon)

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fake-mermaid:

jraphic:

fake-mermaid:

im in ma moms car
broom broom

get out me car

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx)

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smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

south-pacific:

farenheits:

nightae:

luges:

Artist Esther Honig, pictured above, sent a picture of herself to photo-shoppers in over 25 different countries to discover if a global beauty standard really existed. Click HERE to see some of her results!

omg all of the results are so different

is it just me or does australia not know how to photoshop??

the philippines looks like conchita without the mustache

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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THE
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

(Source: cocotigress)

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right