(Source: 7stitches)

lovingchokehold:

At first I thought I was looking at their faces and then I was like holy shit

(Source: methhomework)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen)

kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.

(Source: pushthemovement)

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

(Source: reddit.com)

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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witneyhouston:

when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose 

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

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taco-bell-rey:

when you make it to class just before the late bell rings

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(Source: memewhore)