alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

ladyredhawk:

missmagikarp:

october on tumblr like 

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Accurate.

mormondad:

love you dad no homo

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

» so I googled skeletons and

the-dishonoured-nephilim:

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

tenthgrader:

me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them

me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue)

skeetbucket:

yungmoth92:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

oh my fucking god

YOOOOOO

the-golden-eminem:

Same

(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn)

(Source: iamhappyfreeconfusedlonely)

potatofreek:

why this show was the highlight of my childhood