At first I thought I was looking at their faces and then I was like holy shit
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….
not again robert, think of the children
when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose
People who aren’t afraid of heights.
I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING
when you make it to class just before the late bell rings
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER