themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out

(Source: skygosh)

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

sexaulity:

Tbh

(Source: srabaskerville)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl)

fotzenueberall:

THIS!!!

(Source: getbusyliving-)

(Source: theyuniversity)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

shouldnt:

imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

(Source: porshastewart)

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

simsgonewrong:

after my sims wedding this guy stayed throwing rice in the living room for over a week and then died there, I couldn’t get him to leave.

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.